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____Report to LTC M** On Recent Happenings

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Sir,
My report shall include the past 3 days' happenings and also the movement observations of my OC.

Friday - finally a day we can officially call our off day. It has been tiring and non-stop mindless working. The ever-evasive OC has finally revealed the work timing despite his previous shirkings from the topic on days-offs.

Previously, he typically gives the excuse that he works 7 days a week. Of which, 5 of them will be reporting in the afternoon just in time for lunch. Weekends will be a different case. He arrives late in the day until when it is time for his subordinates to be released, he holds a dumb and lengthy meeting talking about nothing except nonsense and of course, reminding us again that he works 7 days a week. I do hope, Sir, that you will look into this matter, and bring up his early retirement in the your next "across the board meeting" for the sake of the SAF.

Saturday - I reported to camp early to help out with some work with my camp mates. After which, I went to do some work out at the gym before realising that the LCD of my mobile phone has spoilt. One of the little medium of contacting you is now being put on hold. It is difficult now to give you hourly SMS reports. Thus I do hope that a monetary claim can be made to fix up my mobile such that reporting to you can be an easier task. Of course, a brand new multi-function with high resolution camera mobile would be best suited for the task. As such, I seriously propose that this matter should be brought up during the board meeting too.

Sunday - Reported 3 minutes late to camp, Sir. However, do not fear, for not only the CSM did not find out, the objective, OC, has not reported too. Has been busy with the usual work apart from the spying. However, I must put in a word for my 2IC for he is really hardworking - a workaholic i must say. He took the men for 3 full hours and prevented their early dismissal.

Yet, Sir, this seems more than meets the eye. Being very capable, almost too capable, I feel that there is a underhand plot masterminded by the 2IC to upsurp your position. In any case, I feel that this thorn in the flesh must be removed as soon as possible to prevent unecessary problems especially that late release of the men.

In view that 2IC loves running during lunch hour, may I suggest, Sir, that the best way to do so is to charge up the heart-rate monitoring handles of the treadmill machine during lunch hours with 100 000 000 volts of current, on my duty day. It would be simple as in my duty report, I shall list it down as a short circuit and that the treadmill is to be replaced.

Give the idea some serious thought, Sir. It is better to lose a good treadmill than losing your job and position to somone more outstanding than you.
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Currently Feeling Like: Off-focused Rio Ferdinand (Man Utd)

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